1. A vacation
2. ThinkGeek.com gift certificates
3. An Xbox 360 (hey, I can dream...)
4. The ability to focus in boring lectures
5. A tshirt that says "If all the world's a stage... I wanna be the one in charge of the trapdoor!"
6. The ability to juggle (still can't quite manage three ball cascade for more than a few seconds)
7. A cure for my insomnia
8. A faster/higher metabolism
9. Star Wars RPG (Saga Edition Core Rulebook)
10. The Bush Administration, impeached and tried for war crimes.